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If your butt was a library book no one else would have it
Because I’d be checking it out all the time
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Toy Story
Arachnophobia
The Lion King
Pet Sematary 2. My parents took me when I was 3 years old and I remember it. hahaha.
Elmo in Grouchland
I’m so antsy. Apparently the manager of 7-11 called my friend’s mom to ask about hiring me. She talked me up saying that I was trustworthy and that she’d hire me in a minute.. Just, it would be awesome if he’d call me for an interview and stuff. It’s one of the only jobs I’ve applied for that I’d actually enjoy doing.
And the manager is so nice, if you’re missing a nickel or dime to pay for something he’s like don’t worry about it. It’s small things like that that really mean stuff to me, you know?
Best Comment of ‘11, everyone else go home.
HONEY BOYFRIEND DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT
pink clownshit aise oh my god
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